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Word Fact: What Is the Difference Between Torturous and Tortuous? by Dictionary.com 

Word Fact: What Is the Difference Between Torturous and Tortuous?

dannnylawrence:

unlimitedgoats:

luxvriously:

My anaconda will consider it

My anaconda has, upon review of the information presented with it’s partners, decided that it, in fact, does not. My anaconda apologizes for any inconvenience this may cause and thanks you for your time.

Re: Your Anaconda,

Thank you for your consideration. Please keep my cover letter and resume in your files in case of any future openings. Good luck in all future endeavors.

Yours, etc.
A bunless hun

(via spoopsmcgee)

askredfist:

support-or-feed:

MUTHA FUKIN SION RELEASE

fuck him he screams thru the map!

All I’m going to do is spam Anivia and Trundle and whenever I see him ult into me or my team I’m gonna throw up the wall or pillar and make him run into it and stun himself. Inb4 he flashes over them.

dmdown:

i-do-not-fangirl-i-fanwoman:

Or going to work sick because taking a day off means rent doesn’t get paid.

The absolute truth. Both of these statements

(via je-laisse-aller)

hannahmontanlines asked: One time I slept over at my friends house and he told me that sometimes when he can't sleep he plays halo and he asked me if I cared and I said no as long as the volume wasn't too high. I woke up at 2a.m. to the song Halo by beyonce and I looked at my friend all confused and he just looked at me and said I can't sleep

punkmonksteven:

I’ve been using OkCupid lately and I’m more interested in knowing how it determines who is a match for me than the people that it actually lists.  How can someone with 0% match be put in a list of matches for me?

gonzozeppeli:

Just like grammar used to make

gonzozeppeli:

Just like grammar used to make

(via the-reality-dysfunction)

ollivander:

vladputinofficial:

ollivander:

if you’re blue and you don’t know where to go to

why don’t you go where fashion sits

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excuse me? 

oh fuck oh shIT GOD DAMN Fuck SHIT

(via finnemoron-deactivated20141010)

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